Sad Little Life, Jane – Come Dine With Me inspired Christmas Card, Greeting Card, Birthday Card

10 customer reviews


This greeting card is inspired by the viral video from Come Dine With Me (2016) featuring Peter and Jane.

Is it your friends birthday? Got a friend who loves this old clip? Seen it all over TikTok? Then this is the perfect card!

– A6 folded card.
– Printed on premium 300gsm uncoated card.
– Blank inside.
– Personalise your card with a message inside.
– Coloured envelope included.
– Delivered in a stiff A5 recycled envelope.
– Quick dispatch!

9 in stock


Peter: You won, Jane.

Jane: Oh my god

Peter: Enjoy the money I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.

Charlotte: I don’t get that?

Peter: Well you wouldn’t, let’s be honest, there’s nobody in there love. So Jane, take your money and get off my property.

Based on 10 reviews
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  1. Coralie C

    Card is good quality arrived in good time.

  2. Retha H

    Amazing, me and my mum always quote this so i can’t wait to give it to her!

  3. Mariana Jerde

    Absolutely brilliant my friend loved it

  4. Anya Gutmann

    Quick delivery and nice quality

  5. Joseph Chapman

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  6. Sloane Smith

    My friend loved this! Great item thank you

  7. Clare S

    Thrilled with the quality of the product! Item arrived quicker than expected. I received a lovely message from the owner after thanking me for my business

  8. Jasmin Spacagna

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  10. Davina Hedges

    Fantastic product my daughter loved this on her birthday

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